Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Conan O'Brien's Legally Prohibited tour brings plenty of laughs


I love Conan O'Brien. While I didn't religiously watched Late Night but when I did watch I thoroughly enjoyed Conan's humour. When he became the Tonight Show host last summer, I welcomed his earlier time slot and watched his first week and had plenty of laughs.

Unfortunately, I also didn't religiously watched him on the Tonight Show as I just can't stay up past 11pm anymore.

But when this whole debacle with Jay Leno came up, I was just hoping that Jay Leno would go away and Conan would stay. I was and still am on Team Coco and felt that Mr. O'Brien got the major shaft and Mr. Leno a douche.

Well NBC's lost is Vancouver's and TBS' gain and the rest of the 30 cities that he is going to on his Legally Prohibited to be Funny on Television tour that featured some familiar faces and some brand new material

Now this review will reveal a lot of what happened in his first of two Vancouver show that was held at the very hot and stuffy Orpheum so if you don't want to be spoiled on the jokes then stop reading ....NOW.

First off, we were treated to his warm up act, a gent that goes by the name Reggie Watt. And treated is too kind a word for this "comic." I am afraid to say that he sucked and I didn't find anything funny about his act and drifted off to La La La land until Conan came on stage.

When the lights dimmed again we were treated to Andy Richter reading off some audience notice before the show starts such as turn off all cell phones, heart monitors, Japanese robots, anything that might disturb us from enjoying the sweet honey dripping out of Mr. O'Brien's mouth and also due to unforeseen circumstances the part of Mr. O'Brien would be played by his understudy Sir Ian McKellan.

We were then shown what was happening to Conan one month ago and pretty much showing what has happened to him since he "left" the Tonight Show. We are shown Conan overweight with a Jesus length beard. It was pretty funny stuff and during the course of the video he gets offered the tour and starts to get in shape for it.

The Legally Prohibited Band, featuring LaBamba (but no Max Weinberg), entertained the crowd for a bit before Conan finally appears on stage with a beard and starts doing a monologue that includes a thinly veiled jokes on his situation with NBC, the Tonight Show and Jay Leno (whom he kept denying he was making fun but was making fun of his neighbour Joe).

I am trying to remember everything that happened so let's see. He went through things that he is legally not able to do especially having people that look like him appear on television, radio, Internet and movies so too bad we won't be seeing the girl from Wendy's and Tilda Swinton.

One of the jokes that I thought was pretty fun was Conan walking through Pidgeon Park and seeing a strung out trio of Olympic Mascot in particular Sumi who is having a rough time since the Olympics and Paralympics finished up.

Conan also went through the 8 stages of grief that every talk show goes through.

One lucky guy in the front row kept on wanting to take Conan's picture and Conan happily obliged and this guy was a butt of joke for the rest of the night as he continues to try and take pictures of not only Conan but also Andy.

Conan sang a song up his "rough" childhood as an upper middle class child in Brookline Mass. but the song was hard to hear the lyrics because something was off about the sound.

There was also another video of Conan as a network executive warning Conan that they are watching him and his show to make sure he isn't crossing the line while stroking a stuffed animal cat.

Conan also flashed some pictures of people that are allowed to be on television while he is not such as Kim Kardashian and Snookie.

Some old favourites appeared on stage like the Masturbating Bear but since he might be intellectual property of NBC, Conan renamed him the self-pleasuring panda who looked strangely cute.

Conan would throw to commercials on a couple of occasions with Andy reading ads from local Vancouver establishments like Japadog where Andy said a cart was located on Burrard and Smith not Smithe and another ad was for the Penthouse - a nudie house that's been around since the 1940s and same with the girls.

One of the funnier songs was one about a girl that Conan met in Spain that looked like Conrad Bain (the dad from Different Strokes). He also sang a song about wanting to get back on TV and mentioned his TBS deal in that.

Triumph the Insult Dog also made an appearance and everytime he goes to mention the city that the tour is in, a dubbed over voice would say Vancouver, British Columbia Canada, The Orpheum and I also heard CTV, Richard Brodeur and I think the Blenz on West Broadway.

Andy let us know the things he learned during his time off since the Tonight Show debacle and we got to talk to Conan and convinced him to lick LaBamba who apparently tasted like Funions.

Andy also turned a camera to the audience to find groupies and have to say some of the audience members were quite funny especially some weird guy that was standing behind one woman.

The former Tonight Show writer Deon Cole came out and did some stand-up.

However, the funniest bit that really got me going and I laughed so hard that I cried and my back was killing me was the whole Chuck Norris/Walker Texas Ranger bit -I've never seen this before when he did it on Late Night. But Conan would pull a lever and clips from Walker Texas Ranger would appear.

The gems include Walker getting hit out of nowhere by what seems to be a wing of a glider that Walker really should have seen if he had any peripheral vision -as Andy observed.

The second clip had some man opening a door into an apartment hallway and gets his leg stuck in a bear trap and Walker coming by just to say "Shut up" and punches him in the face.

I really started laughing at the scene where Walker is trying to propose to his girlfriend and when he does and goes to embrace her, he gets shot in the back.

However, the best came last where we treated to a very young Haley Joel Osment talking and out of the blue says "Walker tells me I have AIDS" and end scene. I was howling so much.

He sang one final farewell song and then for his encore he rocked the house down and even rocked in the audience.

I am so glad that I got tickets to this show. It was so funny, I never laughed so much in a span of 90 minutes.

I really hope that Conan's new TBS show gets picked up by a Canadian network or us Canadians get to see it somehow as Conan did say in his show tonight that Canadians were the first ones to get his humour when he first started his talk show.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Avatar a spectacle for the eyes but that's all


Finally. three months after Avatar was released in theaters and became the top grossing film of all-time (not including inflation) I got down to see the film.

Even after all this time, the theater was still quite full but luckily got good seats.

What is Avatar about? Here is the plot summary from Wikipedia:
The film is set in the year 2154, when humans are mining a precious mineral called unobtanium on Pandora, a lush moon of a gas giant in the Alpha Centauri star system.[5][6][7] The expansion of the mining colony threatens the continued existence of a local tribe of Na'vi—a sentient humanoid species indigenous to Pandora. The film's title refers to the genetically engineered Na'vi and human hybrid bodies used by a team of researchers to interact with the natives of Pandora.

So first off, you can't help but marvel what director James Cameron has done with Avatar. The visual effects are amazing -very colorful and visually stunning -that were enhanced by 3D technology but like Up last year, felt I could have seen this movie even in 2D. There were some moments that were really awesome in 3D like when Jake is first exploring the flora and fauna of Pandora but moments like those were few and far between.

The story or plot line itself is very basic, predictable and simple but was it wrong for me not to really care about the Na'vi people when they are about the annihilated by the Sky People. The dialogue is just as cheesy and stilted as Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and sometimes even Cameron's Titanic (the former #1 movie of all time) had some bad dialogue.

And I felt that Jake (Sam Worthington) and Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) had no chemistry even if they are CGI characters and that "love scene" was very uncomfortable to even look at. But I did like Worthington, he was very easy on the eyes and you do get to see his character develop from a Marine following orders to someone that has bonded with the Na'vi and wants to what is right.

With all sci-fi movies, I can't help but compare some scenes to Star Wars like those Rhino-type animals coming to (spoiler alert) to the rescue in the final battle scene reminiscent of the Ewoks. Same with the village that Neytiri and her clan live at reminded me of the Ewok village. And one more thing, during the final battle, one of the ships goes down like the Super Star Destroyer did in Return of the Jedi.

But one thing that Avatar has over Star Wars is the special effects and that is what made an okay movie, spectacular.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Live Blogging the 82nd Annual Academy Awards

Okay, I've said this many times before so I will say it again. The Oscars is my Super Bowl. I look forward to this every year. This year I'm at a good friend's place catching all the action. Of course, this year, we have my annual bet with my brother. At stake for me: All You Can Eat Sushi. For my brother: Pho.

I am looking forward to seeing what Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin does as co-hosts. I've read that the opening is supposed to be good. Let's hope it doesn't disappoint.

5pm The Red Carpet is on now. Sherri Shepherd is doing this?!?@ and Kathy Ireland WTF?@#%

5:02pm I can't believe I am just complementing these women's dresses but I love Penelope Cruz's red dress. Anna Kendrick has a nice dress. Vera Farmiga's dress looks like one of those twirly things you see on people's balconies.

No more blogging about the red carpet until the actual show starts.

4 minutes to the Oscars!!!!!

5:30pm It's Oscar time. It's starting. Introducing the Best Actor and Actress in a leading world.
Very intereting. Weird how the actors got arm candy to lead them off the stage.

5:32pm Neil Patrick Harris!!!! He's singing. Singing about duos in Hollywood. Vegas-Style Dancers on stage with NPH!!! Big old-style Hollywood musical production number. "Two hosts to split the fee."

5:34pm That was actually a pretty good opening number. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin floating in.

5:35pm. Introducing themselves and their monologue is funny so far.

5:37pm Was a bit stilted for a bit but recovered with a nice joke.

5:40pm An Avatar joke.

5:42pm I felt that Matt Damon joke fell flat.

5:43pm Recovered again with a good Taylor Lautner and Zac Efron. Alec and Steve were both funny and stilted at times but overall they were good.

5:44pm First presenter up: Penelope Cruz. Best Actor in a Supporting Role. Me: Christoph Waltz. Justin: Christoph Waltz.

5:45pm These are long clips for the actors.

5:47pm The Winner is: Christoph Waltz. No surprise there at all. Me: 1 Justin: 1

5:50pm Ryan Reynolds is introducing The Blind Side. Go Canadian content.

5:55pm Steve Carrell and Cameron Diaz presenting Animated Featured Film. Me: Up. Justin: Up. I love the bit of interviewing the animated characters about their nomination. The Winner is Up. Me: 2. Justin: 2

6pm Amanda Seyfried and Miley Cyrus presenting Original Song. Me: The Weary Kind Justin: The Weary Kind. It's early this year because no one is singing it live.

Me: 3 Justin: 3

6:05pm Chris Pine introducing District 9.

6:11pm Robert Downey Jr. and Tina Fey doing the screenwriting category. Both are so funny. Original Screenplay. Me: Inglorious Basterds. Justin: The Hurt Locker. Winner: The Hurt Locker.

Me: 3 Justin: 4

6:17pm Molly Ringwald and Matthew Broderick doing a John Hughes tribute.

6:23pm Samuel L. Jackson is introducing Up. A great film.

6:27pm Carey Mulligan (love her) and Zoe Saldana to a Gigi song. Short Films. Live or animated? Ok it's animated. Me: A Matter of Loaf and Death Justin: Matter of Loaf and Death. It's Wallace and Gromit and I love Wallace and Gromit. Winner: Logorama. I had a feeling it was going to be an upset.

We are still status quo.

Doc short. Me: Music by Prudence. Justin: Music by Prudence. Winner: Music by Prudence. I thought that so weird of that woman to interrupt the dude. EW said it was like Kanye West in drag crashing the Oscars.

Me: 4 Justin: 5

Live Action short. Me and Justin: Abracadabra. The Winner: The New Tenants.

We are status quo.

6:37pm. Ben Stiller doing make-up for sure. This bit is going on for too long. Me and Justin: Star Trek. The Winner: Star Trek

Me: 5 Justin: 6

6:43pm Jeff Bridges is introducing A Serious Man

6:47pm Rachel McAdams (Can Con) and Jake Gyllenhaal. Adapted Screenplay. Me and Justin: Up in the Air. The Winner: Precious. This is an upset.

Status quo.

6:52pm. Queen Latifah presenting the Governor Awards, which is the lifetime achievement award etc...like Lauren Bacall

6:55pm Robin Williams is doing supporting actress since Heath Ledger can't do it. Me and Justin: Mo'nique. The winner: Mo'nique.

7:01pm Colin Firth introducing An Education. A great movie with a great cast like Carey Mulligan and Emma Thompson.

7:06pm Sigourney Weaver is doing art direction. Me and Justin: Avatar. Winner: Avatar.

7:08pm Costume design. Tom Ford and Sarah Jessica Parker. Why does Tom Ford looks like he wants to sleep. Me and Justin: The Young Victoria. The Winner: The Young Victoria. What I love about the film was the love story between Victoria and Albert.

What she said in her speech is so true though.

Me: 6. Justin: 7

7:12pm Charlize Theron is doing Precious.

7:16pm Harold Wheeler? The Dancing with the Stars dude.

7:17pm A Horror tribute -great my least favourite genre. The Paranormal Activity spoof was funny.

7:18pm Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner doing the horror genre tribute. With the score New Moon playing underneath them. I am not even watching this. I am looking away from the screen. I just ate people. Totally unnecessary.

7:22pm Zac Efron and Anna Kendrick doing Sound Editing and Mixing. First up: Editing. Me and Justin: Avatar. The winner: The Hurt Locker.

Status quo.

Mixing: Me and Justin: Avatar. I am sorry the crap that was Transformers was nominated. The Winner: The Hurt Locker. Hmm. I sense that maybe the Hurt Locker is going to win Best Picture.

Status quo

7:28pm Elizabeth Banks doing the Science awards. Boring. Your boobies Elizabeth Banks.

7:29pm John Travolta doing Inglorious Basterds.

7:34pm Sandra Bullock. Loved Steve Martin's intro for her. Me: The Hurt Locker. Justin: Avatar. I think I might win here. The Winner: Avatar.

Me: 6 Justin: 8

7:37pm Demi Moore is doing the dead person's montage. James Taylor singing along as we look at the pictures of those that died last year. I didn't like it when they did it last year.

7:45pm Jennifer Lopez (who didn't trip) and Sam Worthington. Me and Justin: Up. They are dancing to the Best Score. I loved when they did this back in 1993. Why is the guy doing the robot for Up. Now we are getting somwhere with the ballet stuff for Up. Interesting to see who wins. The Avatar score wasn't bad. The Winner: Up Michael is wearing the Ellie badge just like Peter Doctor did.

Me: 7 Justin: 9

7:54pm Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper doing visual effects. Me and Justin: Avatar.

Me: 8 Justin: 10. 30 minutes before the show is supposed to end.

7:56pm Jason Bateman is doing Up in the Air.

8:01pm Matt Damon is presenting Documentary Feature. Me and Justin: The Cove. A film about dolphin killing has got to win. The Winner: The Cove. Fisher Stevens -the Short Circuit dude. Nice going Fisher, hog the dudes acceptance speech.

Me: 9 Justin: 11

8:05pm: Tyler Perry is doing film editing. Me: The Hurt Locker. Justin: Avatar. Loved Alec and Steve in the Snuggie. The winner: The Hurt Locker.

Me: 10 Justin: 11 At least I am in double digits.

8:08pm Keanu Reeves is doing the Hurt Locker.

8:14pm Pedro Almadovar and Quentin Taratino. Best Foreign Language Film. Me: The White Ribbon. Justin: El Secreto de Sus Ojos. The Winner: El Secreto de Sus Ojos

Me: 10 Justin: 12 I officially lost even if I get Best Actress right, I still lose. Enjoy your Pho Justin.

8:18pm Kathy Bates is introducing Avatar.

8:23pm It is Best Actor. Tim Robbins, Colin Farrell, Michelle Pfeiffer, Julianne Moore and Vera Farmiga are introducing the nominees. They are doing what they did last year for this category. Me and Justin: Jeff Bridges. It looks like Colin Firth is going to cry after all the complimentary things that Julianne Moore is saying about him. Each of these people co-starred with the nominees in either the film they are nominated in or a previous film.

8:31pm Kate Winslet is doing the winner. Love her, so glad that she won last year. The Winner: Jeff Bridges.

Me: 11 Justin: 13

8:39pm Best Actress. Me: Meryl Streep. Justin: Sandra Bullock. Michael Sheen, Forest Whitaker, Oprah Winfrey, Stanley Tucci and Peter Saarsgard are honouring each of the nominees. Gabby Sidibe is crying. What was the hand gesture that Tucci just did to Meryl?

8:47pm Sean Penn announcing the winner. Here we go. Let's who wins. The winner: Sandra Bullock. Enjoy this moment Sandra as it's going to be your last.

Me: 11 Justin: 14

8:52pm Best Director Me and Justin: Kathryn Bigelow. Barbra Streisand is presenting almost banking that Kathryn is going to win. I think it's about time that a woman wins this. The winner: Kathryn Bigelow. About time. Well deserved.

Me: 12 Justin: 15

The last category. Best Picture. Me and Justin: Avatar. Tom Hanks is introducing the last category of the night. The winner: The Hurt Locker. Well blow me away.

Status quo

Final tally Me: 12 Justin: 15

I thought it was a good show. Unpredictable at times. Thought Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were funny and non-obtrusive.

Well that's another Oscars. See you next year.